Thread:PvtHudson V/@comment-27680606-20160927022225/@comment-32747950-20160927114621

Let me fill you in a bit. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, the Khan Academy Wiki was in perfect balance of good and evil.

Then, an evil user called mlpwtfisthat changed the balance of the force. He vandalized the wiki and posted pictures of naked people. Thankfully, a great jedi, Cyan Wind, vanquished him.

However, before he died, he cloned himself and moved his essence to another person, PvtHudson. He continued to destroy the balance of the force by vandalizing, destroying, and posting, and simply spamming. Thankfully, the republic of Khan Academy's clone troops vanquished him yet again.

Around this time, he began to make his own soldiers, the "69 squad" which simply trolled most admins' message boxes. They were easily vanquished, but their sheer number was quite destructive.

Yet again, though, he cloned his essence to another sith, "PvtHudson III". But at this time, the clone troops turned against us and would not take him down. But suddenly a small, unnoticed jedi called "BlazeProgramming" took him down— for what the world thought was for good.

After a long period of evil in other places, he returned... again. He was very strong at this time and had to be vanquished twice to be fully destroyed. But because of how he was destroyed, the reigning jedi, "TibetPrime" was killed, and his essence became one with the force, becoming "Primexit".

Before his death, TibetPrime notified the other jedis that "There is another BlazeProgramming..."

Then, another cloned essence appeared, "PvtHudson V". This clone was even worse than most of the other ones and caused even more damage. However, by random chance, an administrator, BlazeProgramming, stumbled across his path of destruction. In a brilliant scheme, the user was banned and destroyed. With the aid of the Jabbar Council, the path of destruction was returned to how it originally was, safe and secure.

But who knows what the future will bring? Do we ultimately know if he has cloned his essence yet again?

credits roll