Board Thread:Off-topic Discussion/@comment-27249845-20151119190305/@comment-27226912-20151124014233

Ha!

One year there was a lot of new home construction in my area and the news was reporting on how it was having a really negative impact on the frog population. So I raised a bunch of frogs in the back yard using kids swimming pools and buckets. I fed them fish food and stale bread crumbs. Soon the tadpoles had grown feet and lost their tails. Thousands and thousands of them. At first the neighbors were amused. But the number of frogs in the neighborhood just kept going up. They were everywhere. I had unleashed a plague of frogs on my fellow suburb dwellers. I soon got the name Omnifrog because of the incident but my neighbors never stopped keeping an eye on me till the day we moved.

Good times