Thread:Cdragon13/@comment-29331244-20140428042008

Alex wrote this on facebook last night...: Hate someone? Then murder the, with following step.

1. Keep in mind that extreme heat speeds up the rate of decomposition. Keep in mind that extreme cold slows it down. Therefore: commit your murders in the summer.

2. Don’t kill anyone you’re involved with romantically. You’ll be the first person the cops want to talk to.

3. Don’t bring your phone. This seems basic but a lot of people still get caught from this. Don’t bring your phone when you’re stalking them.

4. Buy all things related to your murder with cash. Throw the receipts away immediately.

5. Dump the body in a separate place. This way, the police will have to survey two spots.

6. If you’re throwing a body into a lake, don’t put it in plastic bags. Bags get filled with the gas that is emitted when a body decays, and then the bags will float.

7. Arson is useful for eliminating evidence. 8. If you’re trying to stage a botched burglary, remember to actually take the valuables.

9. Don’t keep your victim’s jewel as souvenirs. 10. If you fail a lie detector test. Good luck in prison. 