Thread:Cdragon13/@comment-29331244-20140327034533

(Country joke, no offend to any country just for fun.) 1. NASA: Titan, the saturn's moon have oil more than the earth have 100 time. Obama: Sound like Titan need some freedom and democracy.

2. America: Canada ! You spent very little on military ! North america is theaten ! Canada: I know.. B--but I don't like fighting, y-you know.. America: Nevermind. I have enough money to keep us safe. (Walk away)

Canada: (talk with europe) YAY ! Free healthcare ! :D

3. Russia: I saw Isarel, you little bro. Are under war with 6 country. So I give a assit. America: That is a first thing you do good. ^^ Russia: Yes ^^, Isarel didn't stand a change against 7 of us ^^. America: (spit out a coke)

4. America: Lincoln is strongest president in history ! Putin: Really? That cute.

5. Obama: Get out ! Get out from Crimea ! Putin: Soider ! Sent Natalie

Natalie: That isn't Russian force. :) Obama: Okay Bye <3 *_* 