Thread:Cdragon13/@comment-29331244-20141013053136

I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot thoughts about a lot things

1. Right now I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership?

2. I think about how I could get on the local news If I strolled into a McDonalds and lie down good ?

3. I think about a hotdog; while I'm eating it But then I pause cause I'm thinking about its ingredients ?

4. I think about the first guy who ever shaved And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?

5. I think about if a friend were lying on ice "just be mature' would the best advice ?

6. I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep And then my body mad like I'm falling suddenly I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something Like for when you're sleeping on a cliff, or you're just top crazy ?

7. Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle And how if I start now and just whittle a little My whittling skills will hone before I get old And I'll won all my friends at the retirement home?

8. I think of all the places that a baht has been Like think of all the places that a baht's been in It could have been in the pocket of the HMcCoy suit But it's probably also been in some trash Accruing no interest while traveling outside Re-entering circulation might boost the economy But I'd rather not pay with a baht that's performed a colonoscopy ?

9. I think that our universe is really one of many With many parallel me stretching to infinity Doing activities similarly to me Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently And seemingly fight now, they could be Thinking this same thought as me Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly ?

10. Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their mind? And if so, how do you explain if I said Agaligo?

11. I think how do I know that you and me See the same colours the same way when you and me see Is my red is blue for you, or my green your green too? Could it be true we see differing? And say we do then how would we discover this fact? And even if we did, would there even be any impact? I don't think this would affect us personally But I think it would have ripple effects through the indoor design industry

12. I think about if I was turned into an ant I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan I'd gather stick and leaves and write my name on the ground Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd round But now I'm thinking that when they saw it They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawlin on it Then not realizing the ant me was really the real me In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me

13. And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really busy the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was high. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my times might saved the human race. 