Thread:Cdragon13/@comment-29331244-20140314074321

Ukraine joke (No offend to any country)

1. Putin: Ukraine? Mykraine* 2. Putin: Obama?.. Never heard of her.. 3. If Putin can prepare the war like prepare olympic. There nothing to worry about.

4. US: IF YOU -- Russia: Your weapon made in my bro. china. Your food came from my bro. Your biggest customer is my bro. US: "gasp" EU will-- Russia: Do you like tank and plane? Their fuel come from me. US: "Facepalm"

5. Hitler: 5 weeks to prepare olympic. 5 years after olympic till invade Ukraine. Putin: 5 years to prepare olympic. 5 days after olympic till invade Ukraine.

6. Napolean, French 19 century: Fail to invade Ukraine, US, UK Hitler, German 20 century: Fail to invade Ukraine, US, UK Putin, Russia 21 century: Fail to invade Ukraine, US, UK Alien, Mars 22 century: Fail to invade Ukraine, US, UK

7. Shivam Patel is 1 of popular math expert. He like a celebrity in math circle. I can confirm and garuntee that he will no threat nor any harm to you :P 